Yo!
The names Evelyn June, Ms. Jackson if ya nasty!
But some people call me Maurice cuz I speak of the pompitous of love.
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Anyways, I just wanted to let you know that I have no idea what I'll be posting here. Yea, I have no specific theme or idea in mind.
I can tell you that it probably won't be important or deep or meaningful or significant at all.
So please don't get your hopes up. You should probably leave your expectations at the door.
BUT!
I promise that whatever I post will always have at least 5 rad points!
Er...whatever those are.
So stick around, hang in there, get comfortable, kick off your shoes, put up your feet, take off a load, have another helping, grab another beer, take another hit, tap that twice, close the door, open the window, turn left, and keep up with me!
Oh, and a few quick warnings: As you can probably already tell, I can't spell, I usually blog when I'm extremely tired so I ramble a lot, I like to double space all my sentences, and I use a ton of exclamation points because it makes me feel more extreme. If you can't handle any of it then take a hike. I don't wanna hear any bitching.
So yea, now that that's out of the way...
Here's some awesome linkage:
1. www.thesixyone.com
It's kinda like Pandora but way better because you have more control over what you listen to and you can share music on Facebook and crap like that.
I'm pretty much addicted to it.
(Add me! Look for MissEvelynJune)
2. www.isketch.org
Umm, why didn't someone think of this sooner? Picktonary on the interwebz played by assholes? FUCK YEAH!
I totally rule at this game btw.
Wanna play me? Hit me up! I'm down for a game anytime, baby!
3. www.nickbrandt.com
This guys photography is mindfuckingly amazing.
Seriously, as soon as I win the lottery I'm totally buying one of each of his prints.
4.
*Sigh* I wish I was bad ass enough to be able to swing dance.
But unfortunately I think the momentum of all my weight being swung around that fast would offset the gravitational orbit of the earth and send us hurdling out of alignment. Lol.
5. www.youtube.com/katereadsbooks
Subscribe to and watch all of Kate's videos.
No, seriously.
You'll thank me later.
She's hella fuckin funny and awesome and her Youtube style is quite refreshing.
The only problem, she hasn't been making enough new videos lately.
What the hell, Kate?
What.
The.
Hell.
6. http://www.myspace.com/gossipband
Um, so, Beth Ditto is pretty much my hero.
In fact, she's so fucking awesome that even that flaming homo, Karl Lagerfeld wants to motorboat her titties and Kate Moss finally stopped throwing up just so she could look as good as Beth.
And if their music isn't good enough for you, you at least have to give Beth Ditto mad props for being able to rock out in front of a huge crowd in nothing but black lace panties.
Nathan pretty much brought back the porn star mustache and I haven't wanted to fuck a drummer so bad since, well, ever. Lol. Hannah definitely holds it down for all the lady drummers out there!
Alrighty, that's all I got time to post for now.
I gotta piss real bad but I'm all outta TP and paper towels only work for so long before you start gettin a rash.
Peace nukkas!
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